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Monday, 28 May 2018

RETURNING


Day 6

It seems that as a family we can only maintain our interest in something for five days. Sometimes in the UK we can use the weather as an excuse and go home early. Not here. So we all sit on the balcony overlooking the wooded slopes of beautiful Kefalonia as the goat bells jingle and the cicadas rattle, but our minds are all somewhere else. It feels like the holiday’s over, but we’re still here. That we’ve gone home in every sense other than actually going home. Which is going to happen tomorrow. Someone has switched the enthusiasm switch off: we do not want to eat, nor do we want to swim. And seeing as that is pretty much all we’ve done for the last five days, we’re at a bit of a loss.

To liven things up the youngest drops half an oregano crisp on the floor and we all watch the ants carry it off. I wonder what we’re going to do when it’s safely down the hole under the kitchen window.


Saturday, 1 April 2017

AVENGED

And…Action!

"I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to put that away," instructs the security guard.

“Why?” I ask innocently.

"There’s no filming or photography here I’m afraid."

“Why?" I ask again, getting into the part. "This is a public street.” 

Pause. The tension builds.

"You can take a picture of the trucks," he counters. "But the signs and number plates are confidential."

"You're talking a load of absolute bollocks," I spit with beautifully controlled malevolence. "What harm can there possibly be in us taking a picture of a crane!"

"Dad, please, come on!" pleads the eldest from stage left.

But I push on regardless, twirling my rhetorical war hammer to deliver the killer blow:

"And there's absolutely no way a number plate can be confidential!"